TACFFTS

Tales By SAnCIoUS

+ today a cone fell from the sky

+ "Put me in the pbr truck and take me home tonight"

• + did you see the nick retalis?
  yeah his spirit animal is  tom delonge
  
  
  + How to do drugs in the bathroom with out your social studies teacher finding out
  
  
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  • + A hologram machine that only projects - charles barkley playing basketball
    
    
    
    
    

    + Ghee: ready I'm gonna give you one minute, type as many make believe facts aout underwater movies
    ready....
    GO!
    
    
    SAnCIoUS: #samuel L jackson was a shark in deep blue sea

    #Jaws is actually about a street shark that plays hockey 

    #Titanic is about how communism will never be succesful

    #Poseidon is actually the sequel too escape from new york

    #waterworld is actually a true tale of events of the future

    dkladklaklsd

    #castaway is actually based on the beginning of the wilson company and how volleyball came to be