Inventions

2012 Season







-Bells you wear on your head in case Christmas comes too soon

-An Acoustic Rave

-Elephant sweaters

-Lampshades that give advice

-A prescription drug that replaces unwanted memories with the image of a barn door

-Geography milkshakes

-Fart Whistle (self explanatory)

-A hose you can hook up to your laptop to spray out fuzz

-A pen that only works in space

-Shoes made out of California

-Glasses that enable one to see anyone named Jeff in 2-D

-A pastry that also functions as an alarm clock

-A electronic machine that takes audio waveforms and converts that signal into a custom cake and/or chair

-Electronic Hotsauce

-Hamburger patties with a digital compass inside, in case one is preparing meat on a boat

-Bubblegum for Dogs

-Electronic goggles that simulates the experience of laying on a table

-A gasoline powered computer

-Violin hats

-Spaghetti that changes color based on temperature

-Photography specifically aimed to please catfish

-Books made of sugar

-A wristwatch that watches back

-Hammers you can melt down into jelly

-An expandable jacket that has a built in raccoon repellant & disperses cat urine from the arm vents in case the jacket becomes more than half wet

-A steam powered engine which converts clown farts into a natural energy source

-Carnival flutes

-A soup flavored sandwich 

-A genre of music specially catered towards trees and/or moss

-Elephant sweaters

-Lampshades that give advice

-A prescription drug that replaces unwanted memories with the image of a barn door

-Geography milkshakes

-Fart Whistle (self explanatory)

-A hose you can hook up to your laptop to spray out fuzz

-A pen that only works in space

-Shoes made out of California

-Glasses that enable one to see anyone named Jeff in 2-D

-A pastry that also functions as an alarm clock

-A electronic machine that takes audio waveforms and converts that signal into a custom cake and/or chair